Things my dogs have consumed...

...without any serious repercussions to their digestive systems:

• One pair of eyeglasses
• A platter of deviled eggs (apparently Mr. Zookeeper's pregnancy cravings are worse than mine)
• An entire bottle of KY Jelly (I know, I know...)
• The last chapter of "The Swan Thieves"
• At least one watch

And the list continues. Le sigh.